This chapter may be a bit disturbing and slightly graphic. That's all.
*Everyone is in an Uppermoon meeting*
Kokushibo:... And that almost concludes our meeting today. Anyone who wants to add on something, do it now please.
Gyokko: I believe I have something to tell you all.
Kaigaku: What is it, another statement that you are ✨mAgNIficEnT✨? Or you showing another piece of your art crap?
Gyokko: One: I am beautiful. Two: fuck you for insulting my livelihood. Three: I WAS going to say that my family is coming over.
Nakime: That's nice, we won't insult your family in any way WON'T WE? *Neck snaps towards the others and glares*🙃
Everyone who is scared for their lives: N-n-no Ma'am. 🙂🥲😱😨
Nakime: Good. Also, please try not to swear at my son next time Gyokko.
Gyokko: sure..🙄
Two nights later...
Gyokko: Is everything ready?! Good.
Nakime: They're here. *Plays biwa to let them in*
Gyokko family: Arguing like every family😃*
Gyokko: Hi guys.👋
The Agruments stop. Then cue the family love towards Gyokko.
Gyutaro: Oh god have mercy.
Daki: * looks for one second and runs to her room faster than the fastest person in the world*
Gyokko: Mom, Dad, and Siblings, meet my friends/ associates at work.
Gyokko's mom who looks like the Hand Demon from Final Selection and every ocean animal had sex : Hyo Hyo! Why it's the famous Kokushibo! *Shakes Koku's hand* My son has told me a lot about you! Such a lovey woman you're dating! Not as pretty as me ofc!
Kokushibo: Pleasure to meet you miss. * utterly screams in disgust inside*
Gyokko's dad, who is a very fucking handsome merman, we talking Tumblr Sexyman, he'll even Chris Evans sexy handsome: Yes, such a pleasure~
Nakime: *Whispers to Koku* How is he Gyokko's dad.
Kokushibo: *whispers back*I don't FUCKING know. Let get Gyokko DNA tested.
Gyutaro:* Snaps a pic of the dad with his phone*
Hantengu: Why are you taking a photo of my best friends dad?
Gyutaro: So Daki can put his picture in her album photo book of hot men.
Hantengu: Oh ok... wait what.
Gyokko's younger sister: who is a demon slash octopus hybrid (like Ursula from Disney): Are u Akaza?
Akaza: Yes...?
Gyokko's sis: Ur so cool not to eat women!!🤩
Akaza: Thank you!
Gyokko's younger brothers who all look like an ugly merman's: Gyuk! You are Doum-Gyuk!-a?
Douma: 😃😄😃...Yes??
Gyokko's bro: We like eating WoMeN. And you look like a woman. Gyuk Gyuk! Can we eat you??
Douma:... You four are the ugliest fucking kids I had the misfortune to lay my beautiful eyes on in my entire existence. Also I'm a man.
Akaza:... This is the ONLY time I agree with you Douma.
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The Uppermoon Family! And Others.
Humor*KIMETSU NO YAIBA DOES NOT BELONG TO ME. IT BELONGS TO KOYOHARU GOTOGE. PLEASE SUPPORT THE OFFICAL RELEASE* OK.SO. Muzan Jackson, went to get the milk and never came back :'). Soo yeh the 12 Kizuki are alone and on their own. Also don't question how...
