(F.r.i.e.n.d.s reference cause I love that show🥰🥰! Also, slight manga spoiler)
*everyone is eating a random hashira for dinner. Everyone is unaware that a bunch of small camera drones crawled out of the body and scattered around the Infinity Castle...*
???: Muwahahaha! Finally, I-I mean we, can finally spy on the twelve Kizuki and Muzan!! And my sister's murderer.
???: Shinobu, stop acting like one of those cringy supervillains in a bad movie flick.😑
Shinobu: Shut your nasty ass up Tengen!
Day 1 with secret cameras:
Enmu: Hey Rui, have you seen my-
* Rui standing over Enmu's now burned Muzan merch.. Especially the body pillows.*
Enmu: NOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! * Cradling the remains of the pillows*
Rui: THIS IS FOR MY SPIDERMAN MERCHANDISE YOU HORNY FUCK!
Enmu: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Day 6 with the cameras:
Douma: *Talking about bs*
Nakime: 💢💢💢 * stands and starts beating Douma with her biwa*
Douma: OW! So like I was saying-AH- women taste reallEEEy good. Idk why Akaza doe-GAH!
Akaza: *smashes down from 5 floors* I heard Douma suffering! Can I join?
Akaza: *kicks Douma in the *Ahem* fireman and tennis balls if yk what I mean...*
Douma: OOOOHHHH! MY SAUSAGE AND NUTS!!!
Day 12:
*Kaigaku and Daki are dragging Gyutaro out of his room and he is resisting*
Daki: Oni-Chan! You need to to get out of that room! It suuuppper unhealthy!
Kaigaku: and stop watching those cheesy ass romantic drama shows! I can hear them from my room a I can't sleep hearing those ungodly sounds every day!!
Gyutaro: YOU NEVER TAKE MY TV SHOWS OR ME ALIVE BITCH!!!
Day 21:
*Kokushibo: *in bed sleeping*
Yorrichi (ghost): *appears* Aniue...
Kokushibo: *Eyes crack open* oh no.
Yorrichi: How is my lovely brother doing!😄
Kokushibo: NonononononpnononoNOO! HOW ARE YOU HERE?!?
Yorrichi: I'm a ghost silly! Except I can touch things! Utah's a ghost too!
Kokushibo: Will you leave me alone if I tell you where Jackson is?!
Yorrichi: Where is he. *murderous aura*
Kokushibo: He's at *****************.
Yorrichi: *Happy boi* Thank you Aniue! *Disappears*
Kokushibo: *sleeps immediately*
Day 45:
Gyokko: *makes a pot but is unsatisfied* ARRGH! Another failure! * hurls pot at the wall and I breaks*
Hantengu: M-maybe try a different way of art?
Gyokko: Hyo! Oh? What are some other ways of art?
Hantengu: You could do clay work, painting, paper mache, oragami...
Gyokko: Colour me interested. Can you show me some?
Hantengu: Sure!
15 hours later:
Gyokko: The workmanship... the perfection... the complex yet simple design & beauty... IT'S TRUELY MAGNIFICENT!! 🥹🥹😭😭
Hantengu: *slightly smiles and thinks: I'm glad that he has some new passions other than pots. (Looks over at the mass amount of research and tools he bought online with Muzan's money.) Although they got a bit carried away...😅*
Day 85:
*Nakime is playing with her Eyeball things/pets??*
Eye1: notices on of the cameras and chitters to Nakime.
Nakime: Oh? What is it? *Sees the cam* What's this? *Realizes that it's a camera* ... I got to tell the others.
*She summons them all and tells them*
Akaza: So. You're saying that someone has been watching us this whole time? It better not be a man.
Douma: *Sees and recognizes a small logo and crest on the device* Wait... I recognize that crest..
Everyone: you do?!
Douma: Yes. You know that butterfly lady(Kanae) I killed?
Daki & Gyutaro in unison: Yes dad you talk about it ALL the time.😒
Douma: Don't give me that look! And I think there is a Hashira like her that implanted the cameras in the body we ate months ago.
Kaigaku: ... were you always this smart?
Rui: I know who that specific Hashira is.
Hantengu: EEEKKK! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!
Rui: Dude, chill. Anyways, Spider Sis told me that the Hashira's name is Shinobu.
Gyokko: Why the fuck do they have cameras here to spy on us?
Everyone: Cameras?
Gyokko: You all didn't know? They are everywhere! Hell even two of my fish have cameras on/in them! (Small unrelated note, one has a camera on its forehead and the other one swallowed one. So yea the Hashira have a whole view of the fishes inside. 🙂)
Kokushibo: I say we keep the cameras.
Everyone: WHAT?! WHY?!
Kokushibo: Because it's not like they are going to see anything useful to them we all do basically nothing here except live.
Everyone: Oh yeah. Makes sense. No argument there. Definitely. Just as long as they don't peep on us and the women here😤. That's a good point there Koku. Excellent idea Kokoshibo-Dono! That's fair. Hyo! That's fine by me.
...
Gyutaro: I still cry myself to sleep every night.😔😐
Sorry this came out a bit late than usual! I had stuff to do, so this is a bit longer than normal! And thank you for your support everyone! You all are the reasons why this book of Demons on crack is still going! Love you all!!!❤️❤️❤️💝💕💕💝❤️❤️❤️
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