because of you - matt sturniolo

eighteen, do not bring up Norman fucking Rockwell

chapter eighteen, do not bring up Norman fucking Rockwell

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Everybody hates Chris
Nicky Minaj : Nick
Mega_Met44 : Matt
Adopted : Chris

Mega_Met44
Did you guys see the comments on my post
They're all about Felicity
And Jake

Nicky Minaj
So were the comments on Felicity's post

Adopted
I went to look at Jake's posts and bro they're there too
And in Colette's comments
They're all attacking you for some reason

Nicky Minaj
I think it's because Felicity liked our group post
The one where we did the would you rather
Our comments went insane in that post

Mega_Met44
What do I do about them
I don't want to turn my comments off it'll look weird

Adopted
Just ignore them Matt they don't fucking know what they're saying

Mega_Met44
I couldn't care less about what they said about me I know what I signed up for
I just don't want Felicity to see it

Nicky Minaj
You should filter your comments with keywords

Adopted
Jake turned his comments off again for that post
So did Colette
You might want to do that too
Just ignore them

Mega_Met44
Yeah you're right

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iMessage!

Felicity
It's my second day back in LA and I already hate it here
I miss Boston

Matt
You just miss the lobsters

Felicity
No, but I actually do miss Boston
I miss the
The
I just miss Boston
LA is too sunny
I think I'm cursed to stay in LA forever
If I see a burning palm tree I'm done for

Matt
Then you should come back and visit soon
My mom mentioned how she wants to meet the girls she helped buy flowers for
Plus Nick didn't get to meet you because he went home to eat kebabs which I think is his fault but imagine the look on his face when he sees you

Felicity
Hm...

Matt
I can't guarantee there'll be lobster for dinner but I'll be there so I don't know what more you need

Felicity
I think I can make an exception for your mom
After all, she did get me those flowers

Matt
WE got you those flowers

Felicity
Sure...

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iMessage!

Felicity
Hi Lana
How are you doing today on this fine beautiful LA day Lana

Lana
I felt a chill before you sent these texts
I'd ask you what this is about but honestly, I'm a bit scared

Felicity
I know I'm scheduled to be on Jimmy Fallon next week but I was thinking

Lana
We can not cancel going on the tonight show

Felicity
Oh no
I love Jimmy
I was gonna ask if I could fly to Boston the day before I have to go to set

Lana
For what reason

Felicity
Nothing in particular
Just because

Lana
Let me specify
For who

Felicity
Matt

Lana
I know
I just wanted to hear you admit it

Felicity
I'm just going to his house JUST for dinner
Before you get any ideas
Then I'll get in a car right after dinner
Get to New York
Sleep until it's time to go film so I won't be jet lagged and boom ready for the tonight show

Lana
Sometimes you scare me

Felicity
So is that a yes..?

Lana
Yeah I mean you have it planned out
But you tell your parents this time

Felicity
What happened last time
Were they mad

Lana
I just wanted Sophie and Andrew to know about their daughter's boyfriend from herself and not from me

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The Holy Trinity
Bitch : Felicity
Asshat : Juliette
Fish fillet : Finn

Bitch
So...
Anyone interested in going to Boston again?

Asshat
And why would we be

Fish fillet
You're going again to see Matt aren't you

Bitch
Um actually
I'm just having a layover in Boston before I go to the Tonight show
So no
Not exactly at least

Asshat
You know this time in Massachusetts you should actually go do touristy things
Like go to Harvard

Fish fillet
Can you get me a Harvard sweater while you're there

Bitch
I'm not just going to hang with him
I'm going to visit Nick because the last time I didn't get to because I overslept
It's a surprise so don't tell them in the chat

Fish fillet
Do not bring up Norman fucking Rockwell
Sore subject

Asshat
You might as well move to New York at this point

Bitch
Why New York

Asshat
I know you'd get bored in Boston and if you're in New York you won't be killing all the trees from the constant flying if you keep this up

Bitch
Um excuse you I fly commercial

Fish fillet
So about that Harvard sweater

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This just made me think about the time a fan took a photo of Lana Del Rey flying commercial. Truly iconic