"So it all started when I was watching Bo Burnhams special; Inside," she began. "I realised that I'm just too dep for this.
I drove my mini van to the nearest McDonalds to get the new bts meal bc Chicken nuggies are always the answer for a qirky, sad girl like me.
as I arrived I decided that I needed twenty of the holy nuggets so that's wat I told the employee... he interrupted in a hawt voice and said "Okay pull up hoe" but I didn't mind because he sounded so segsy
But when I pulled up I found out that me wasn't just some employee...
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.HE WAS RONALD MCDONALD!!!!! OMG!
I gasped and said "h-here's m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my m-m-money daddy- I mean-" I gaspd I was so suprized.
He smirked and said "it's okay that mistake gets made to me a lot"
i would have been suprised but i was too hot to be embarrassed." Y/N stopped talking and looked away becase she felt bad for talking about her X.
Little lad orbed orbalitiously into her orbs. "did hee... do this?"
I looked away...
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Donald McSpicy
Non-FictionFem reader have you ever been beaten with a wet spaghetti noodle by your girlfriend because she had a twin sister and you got confused and Kachiggad her dad? That's how it feels to go on a date with the little lad.