My Inside Out Roommates AU!

Let's start off with some incorrect quotes!!

I wouldn't be YTCat if I didn't put at least ONE incorrect quotes chapter, so yeah here y'all go! Enjoy!

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Joy: I could kill you if I wanted. 

Nadia: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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Freddie: I asked Ira out. 

Sarah: Oh, I'm sorry. 

Freddie: Why? 

Sarah: Well, I assume he said no. 

Freddie: No, he said yes. 

Sarah: Really? Then I'm sorry for him. 

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Joy: You have any sunscreen? 

Ira: You can't get a sunburn from a bonfire—

Joy: It's for my marshmallow ya dummy.

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Joy: Can I ask you for a favor? 

Sarah: I would literally die for you, but continue. 

Joy: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.

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Ira: Joy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Joy: *blasting the mii theme at full volume* That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem. 

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Freddie: Ira likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of his bragged they could sell the most cookies.

Freddie: Damned if Ira didn't walk the neighborhood till he got blisters on his feet, and won by 10 boxes.

Freddie: Best part is, Ira wasn't even a Club Scout. 

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Ira: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Freddie: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts. 

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Freddie: ...My man Ira just killed a goldfish.

Ira: *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.

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 Nadia: That's it, I'm cutting off the internet!

Billy: No, please don't! I have a family to feed!

Nadia:

Nadia: What?

Billy: I need to feed my Neopets! 

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Nadia: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.

Freddie: What changed your mind?

Nadia: Oh, now I know that you're a fake bitch. Why do you ask?

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 Joy: Knock, knock.

Ira: Who's there?

Joy: Boo!

Ira: Boo who?

Joy: Why are you crying?

Ira: I'm not crying.

Joy: Hello notcrying, I'm Joy.

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Freddie: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people?

Sarah: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause.