Manhwa/Webtoon : Incorrect Quotes

Into the Light Once Again

Tyrion - So how was everyone's day?
Y/n - I spent whole 57 minutes searching for my phone in the car!
Tyrion - Oh well did you find it?
Y/n - .....
I was using it as my flashlight....

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Aisha - Apps have feelings. Just like humans
Luminas - What do you mean?
Aisha - Look, when I delete an app all of them are shaking. They're panicking.
Luminas - .......
Is that why Y/n's phone storage is always full?
Y/n - I understand their feeling's unlike you, you monster

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.Y/n - Can I borrow your pen?
Bion - Sure
Y/n - It doesn't work
Bion - Uhh..yeah it does work
Y/n - Really? Well then I don't think you'd not mind writing your phone number on my paper, right?

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Isis - What happened to your fingers? They're covered in bandaids....
Y/n - You know those chefs on TV who can cut vegetables really fast?
Isis - Yes?
Y/n - Well...I can't do that....
Isis - .......

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[At the pet store]
Y/n - Let's get a violent pasta!
Iris - Its called a snake, and no we aren't getting one