I Am the Real One

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Y/n - My brother is the kind of person that always dresses to impress everyone unnecessarilyMichael, smiling  - At least I actually impress people, Y/n 

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Y/n - My brother is the kind of person that always dresses to impress everyone unnecessarily
Michael, smiling  - At least I actually impress people, Y/n 

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Cosette - You're lucky, you get to sit down all the time
Y/n , triggered - MY LEGS ARE DESTROYED, THAT IS NOT LUCKY, YOU BITCH!

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*Parvis!Y/n sneaking from a window at 2am*
Ludwig, sitting in a chair - Where were you?
Parvis!Y/n - ...with Keira?
*Keira turning around in another chair*
Keira - Try again
Parvis!Y/n - Okay okay, I was with Zeke
*Zeke turning around in the third chair*
Y/n - ...shit

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Marquis Edinburgh - Y/n, are you going to give me grandchildren?
Y/n - I'm gay
Marquis Edinburgh - Then adopt, I WANT GRANDCHILDREN.
Y/n - Wha....

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Y/n - I wanna build a cat cafe but for that I'm gonna need investors
Okay, so my plan is that first floor is where the normal cats would be and then every floor you go up, the cats would get more dangerous
And finally at the top floor it would be just me in a fur suite with a machete
Erez - .....
*Slamming his hands down on the desk*
Erez - I'm in

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Joseph - Y/n I have to tell you something very important
Y/n - Hmm..?
Joseph - I'm adopted
Y/n - Sucks to you
Joseph - ....we're twins
Y/n - So? You're adopted and I'm.....*realisation hits*.....adopted as well

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