•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•
I was just texting my boyfriend when Purple Yam came up to me (the gods have phones. dont ask me why. they just.. do ig LMAO)
"Hey guess what" He said
"What do you want?" I asked
"Some cookie is pissed because we're simply better than him"
"..Nuh uh.."
"Yeah. Follow me"
I put my phone down and stood up (they were sitting btw)
"This involves going into Earthbread, doesn't it?" I asked
"Don't tell me your getting lazy, you living balance scale" Purple Yam said
"Ok first of all, call me lazy again and I'll kick you into the pit in my temple. Second of all, I haven't slept in 5 days and I'm real close to crashing. It's not laziness"
"Pfft, whatever"
"Just shut up and lead the way"
"Ok"
Then I followed Purple Yam to the beacon that sends us to Earthbread
When we got there, I immediately noticed that someone was shouting and saying that the gods are self centered
"Is that.." I started
"Yeah" Purple Yam scoffed
"What a douche. Someone needs to humble him"
"I ca-"
"No. You already fought Dark Choco 10 times this week."
"FOR A GOOD REASON-"
"SHH. Keep your voice down. Cookies have already made several conspiracy theories about this oddly placed slab we landed on, and we still look like we came straight from The Divine's temple"
"They know gods exist though"
"Does it look like I want anyone but Madeleine and Red Velvet to know what I am?"
"Damn, Madeleine? You lov-"
"SHUT. UP. He only found out because of a mere coincidence.
Then the cookie continued shouting
"How about we quickly get changed. I'm intrigued" I smiled
"Sure" Purple Yam shrugged
•·.·Madeleine's POV·.·•
"The fuck should we do about this guy?" Knight asked
"Somehow get him to shut up" I replied
"Ok but how?"
"I don't know. But don't we both know gods?"
"Oh, right"
"Yeah, but you better not tell anyone" I heard Espresso say
I turned to them
"No worries! I won't!" I smiled
"If that's bullshit, you're paying" Espresso said
"It's not!"
"Ok now stop fucking talking about it"
"Finee"
I turned back to the cookie causing all of the commotion
•·.·Purple Yam's POV·.·•
After the cookie started shouting again, me and Espresso started laughing
"He's really saying 'death to all gods' like we can easily be killed by some puny ant like him" I said
"ANT??" Espresso asked
"Well duh, our true forms can squish him"
"Pfft, even a dragon can. And we're bigger than dragons.. Sometimes"
"How much do you want to bet that he's mad because his prayers weren't answered ONE TIME"
"..10 stacks of gold"
"You can get that much?"
"Oh please. I receive LOTS of things as offerings. One of the most common things are nice stacks of gold"
"So be it then"
•·.·Black Tea's POV·.·• (my oc)
"Alright dude, go. Your charade has gone long enough" Knight Cookie said
"HEY! Shut it! I'm trying to deliver the truth!" I said
"Nope. Bye" Madeleine Cookie said
I scoffed
"Mark my words, cookies of this kingdom. I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU AND ALL OF THE GODS. JUST YOU WAIT" I exclaimed
Then I walked away
•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•
"Someone's angry" I said
"Pfft, how pathetic" Purple Yam laughed
"Exactly. Besides, if he does anything, I can just get rid of him. I AM the god of balance after all!"
"And coffee"
"..Shut up"
"Don't you like coffee"
"Yeah, but balance AND coffee? Not a good pair"
"Whatever you say, balance scale"
I kicked his leg and started walking back to where the beacon is
"HEY!" I heard him shout
Then I heard him run towards me
'Hah! Dork'
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a/n fun fact: i was originally gonna make espresso and purple yam date, but i decided to make redpsresso canon in this bc i have a backstory for red velvet and espresso in this au
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(DISCONTINUED) Age Of Gods AU
Fanfictionwoohoo another au story but omg espresso shows up again!!!!111 (im hyperfixated on them ok) ANYWAYS, on to the plot --------------------------------- Everyone knows there are several gods that rule Earthbread However, one cookie tries to kill all of...
