•·.·Purple Yam's POV·.·•
After I got to know Red Velvet, I started feeling the same feeling I felt when I first developed my crush on Espresso. Then my face started getting hot
'..Huh. Interesting'
"Yam we both see you" Espresso said
"Tomato boy" Red Velvet smiled
"Wh- Oh. Well damn" Purple Yam said
"Yam. It's ok"
"Huh-"
"Deaf ass.. You're ok, Yam. It's fine to blush" Espresso laughed
"..I just realized how fucking awkward this is.." Red Velvet muttered
"It really is"
"Anyways.. So, Yam.. Espresso has something to say"
"WHAT- NO I DON'T- I SWEAR ON.. Uh.."
I raised an eyebrow in confusion
"You fucking piece of cake.." Espresso muttered
Red Velvet laughed
"Yam.. What are your thoughts on polyamory?" Espresso asked
"Obviously I don't mind it. 2 of the gods are LITERALLY IN A POLY RELATIONSHIP.. You dork" I said
"Oh, right"
"And honestly, I think it seems cool.."
"Does it?" Red Velvet asked with a smile
"Uh.. Yeah.. Wait.."
"Yam.. I uh.." Espresso started
They took a deep breath and let it out
"Listen, Yam. The dream I didn't want to tell you about had you and Red in it. It made me realize I really had a crush on you and my feelings weren't purely platonic" They said (pov: basically how i gained my first comphet crush. instead it really was platonic feelings instead of romantic feelings)
"Basically.. Yam I have a crush on you" They continued
As soon as they said that, I hugged both them and Red Velvet
"I DO TOO" I exclaimed
"Oh- Damn your hug is tight as fuck" Red Velvet and Espresso both said
"Sorry sorry"
Then I let go of the hug
"So.. This is a poly relationship now" Espresso said
"Unless you don't have a crush on Red" They continued
"Why else would I hug him too, dork?" I asked
"..Shut.. Hot yam-"
"This was awkward, if I'm honest" Red Velvet said
"How do you two do it?? I'm demiromantic" Espresso asked (definitely didnt make them demiromantic bc im demiromantic)
"Love at first sight" I said
"HOW??"
"Magic" Red Velvet smiled
"I think Timekeeper is going to tell everyone. Wouldn't they know about this?" I asked
"Yeah. So you better prepare your ass"
"I will. Now carry me"
"No your taller. YOU carry ME"
"Fine"
I got up and picked up Espresso
"Love ya" I said to Red Velvet
Then I kissed him. Of course, he kissed me back
"Jeez I pulled 2 powerful gods" Red Velvet said after kissing me back
"2 powerful gods that are not self centered at all.. Wish that cookie could see that we aren't" Espresso muttered
"The guy who was causing the commotion?"
"Yeah, that bitch"
"I heard him.. He sounded dumb"
"HE IS-"
"Ok gays, we have to deal with the other gods now"
"Oh yeah. Bye Red"
"Bye Es"
Then we left
(this part felt so rushed.. i hate it smh. BUT, im too lazy to change it cause im using my small sliver of motivation to make this)
•·.·Espresso's POV·.·•
"You're literally so gay" I said as Purple Yam put me down
"Yeah yeah" Purple Yam said
"HEY! YOU TWO ARE DATING! NOW YOU CAN KISS" I heard Fire Spirit yell
"Wh- WHAT" I exclaimed
"He wanted us to kiss earlier"
"..Y'know, I'm not even surprised"
"I'm not leaving until I see a smooch~" Fire Spirit teased
"Oh for the divine's sake.."
I slightly levitated to Yam's level, then we kissed
I landed and looked at Fire Spirit
"There" I said
"Every god will see that! Bye now!" Fire Spirit smiled while revealing that he was recording
Then he left
"..Ok" I said
"Why does he" Purple Yam muttered
"Because he's simply Fire Spirit"
"True"
"Oh right, I forgot to say" Fire Spirit started while coming back
"The Divine needs you for something" He continued
"Let me guess, it's about mr god hater?" I asked
"I think? I don't know though"
"Alright. See ya, Yam"
Then I walked away
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When I got to The Divine's temple, I waited
"Hello. I know I don't usually do this, but this is kind of important" I heard them say
"I assume you may know who this is about" They continued
"Uhh yeah I think" I replied
"Black Tea Cookie? The one causing all of the commotion?"
"Oh that's his name? Yeah I know this is about him"
"Good. Anyways, about his threat.. Usually, I'd brush things like that off, but I've been observing him. Perhaps he's a.. Potential threat. All I ask is that you observe the kingdom more often and make sure he doesn't do anything to disturb natural order. And if he somehow makes his way here, I'll handle it"
"Alright"
"You're dismissed now"
I nodded, then I left
'Wow.. That puny cookie might not be so puny after all.. Hm. Well, if anything goes wrong, I can just completely destroy him. Easy peasy... Hopefully'
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a/n another fun fact: espresso is the god of balance bc of the pokemon zygarde. they're both my favs, so i decided to make them pretty similar
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