(DISCONTINUED) Age Of Gods AU

Chapter 2

•·.·Purple Yam's POV·.·•

When we got back, I started telling the other gods about everything

"You should've recorded that shit" Timekeeper said

"Oh right, I forgot to record" I said

"HAH" Espresso laughed

"Shut up you didn't record either"

"I know.. Shit I'm about to crash-"

Then they crashed, so I started laughing

"I find it funny how you two always fight" Fire Spirit said

"It's how we joke around" I said

"You two should kiss" (i mean.. i can form another poly relationship)

"WHAT"

"You two should kiss"

"No bitch"

"Finee"

'Though, I may be starting to develop a crush on espresso.. Yet they literally HAVE AN ENTIRE BOYFRIEND' (im doing it!!!!11)

'Are they even polyamorous??'

'Whatever'

•·.·Madeleine's POV·.·•

"I find it funny that you were threatened by a god" Knight said while laughing

"It wasn't a threat.. I think" I said

"You think.. Whatever, Madeleine"

"Anyways, what do you think that guy meant?"

"I don't know, but he's stupid if he really thinks he can take down 9 gods"

"Hah, exactly"

•·.·Black Tea's POV·.·•

When I got to my cabin in the woods, I sat down

'This is stupid. All of this is stupid'

'All of this because a god couldn't do their job' (bro gods arent there to answer your prayers.. dumb fu-)

'Soon I'll be able to teach them..'

•·.·A few hours later, Espresso's POV·.·•

When I woke up, I saw Purple Yam smirking at me

"Can you fuck off?" I asked while rubbing my eyes

"Did you have a good sleep?" Purple Yam asked

"..Is that like a genuine question? Or.."

"It can be whatever you want it to be"

"O...kay.. Anyways, I had this weird dream that I won't get into"

"Tell me"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"Say yes again and I will trip your ass"

"Opposite of no"

I blinked, then I stood up and tripped him

"HEY" He exclaimed

I laughed at him, then I cleared my throat 

"I have to go talk to my boyfriend about something now" I said

Then I left

•·.·Red Velvet's POV·.·•

I was petting Chiffon when I got a knock on my door

I went to the door, and opened it to see Espresso

"Heyy, can we talk about something?" They asked

"Yeah, of course" I replied

When they entered, I closed the door

"So.. Uh.. Don't get mad, but I had this dream where I was dating one of the gods and you at the same time. And there was a.. Spicy scene.. And now I think I'm developing a crush" They said

"Why would I get mad? I'm ambiamorous" I said

"You- HUH?"

"Mhm. I don't mind being in a poly relationship. I'm fine with both mono and poly"

"..Well that's something I never figured out.."

"As long as you're still attracted to me"

"Yeah, of course. That's why I'm confused"

I chuckled and pat them on the head

"But I really don't think he likes me back" Espresso muttered

"Maybe give small hints?" I suggested 

"Yeah, maybe I'll do that"

"You should. Just not obvious hints"

"Ok.. Just to double check, your 100% fine with this, right?"

"Of course. I'd like to meet him first though"

"Alright"

•·.·Purple Yam's POV·.·•

I was cleaning my mace when Espresso came up to me

"Hey dork" They said

"Call me a dork again." I said in a joking tone"

"Pfft. Ok dork. Anyways, my boyfriend wants to meet you"

"Hm? Why?"

"..Just for something"

'Wait.. Could this be a sign?'

"Alright then. Let's go" I said

"Ok. Come on" Espresso said

I thought I heard them mutter 'You hot yam', but I wasn't too sure

"What was that?" I asked to make sure

"I said your a hot head" Espresso said

"No you didn't"

"Ok I didn't. Now let's go bro. I need to look at my shrine later"

"Alright, alright"

Then we walked to the beacon

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a/n i promise this won't be focused on the 3 gays. the plot will develop soon