Mind Games (Avengers Wrong Number Fugitive [Natasha Romanoff x teen])

4. Adopted Internet Weirdo Interaction

Natasha's POV

I right away said yes to Pillow asking for more online family. I understand why she asked, and I understand why she needs it. 

A lonely person should never fight to be seen. 

So I made a chat with her and Clint. Because why not? He's my best friend, and basically a brother. A goofball who likes to hide away in the vents.

Chat with Arrowhead and Pillow

Arrowhead
yello! Whats dis?

Pillow
BULLET SAVER
he has bettah text languo den u

Arrowhead
Bullet saver???
alr alr
"bullet saver"...
what is this and WHO is that????

He may be the biggest douche bag I know (besides Tony), but he's still a spy. He knows not to always text my name, and he picks up on those types of things. Still a douche though.

Chat with Arrowhead and Pillow

This is my friend, Pillow
She needs family so we're giving her family
In the form of a text thread

Arrowhead
and how did u meet??
AND THEIR NAME IS PILLOW

Pillow
yes, ma name is Pillow
u have a problem with that, stink bomb??

Arrowhead
stink bomb?????????

Pillow
oop, nm
imma name u 'question marks ❓'
alsoooo
r u a girl boy or gender-nonconforming 

LMAO

Pillow
OMG YOURE LEARNING

Arrowhead
BULLET SAVER OMGGGG
(and im a boy "PiLlOw")

Well, I'm just going to sit back and see this friendship blossom, I suppose.

Chat with Arrowhead and Pillow

I guess I am 🤷🏻‍♀️

Arrowhead
AN EMOJI TOO????

Pillow
SU NO WAY
(and im a girl "QuEsTiOn MarKs")

lol

Pillow
QuEsTiOn MaRks!! ya see what i see!??!

Arrowhead
BULLET SAVER TEXTED 'lol'
THIS DAY IS GOING DOWN IN HISTORY

Pillow
YUP

guys, stop 🙄

Pillow
Another! 

Arrowhead
wow

The text goes on for a little longer, and Pillow and Clint get to know each other. I mean if talking about how cows are the devil in disguise is getting to know each other, then yes, they're learning about one another.

Chat with Arrowhead and Pillow

Pillow
Bullet Saver abandoned ussss

Arrowhead
yes, yes she did
how unimaginably terrible

Pillow
Im ashamed to call her my friend!!!