This was a dam bad conversation (If you get the reference you're an awesome fish.) I had this conversation with myself, starting at 00:13 and ending at 01:52. My friends have the patience of literal goddesses to be able to deal with my conflicted brain. Please press f to pay respects to my poor fellow weird peoples... Sorry guys! I love you really!
Legend: Ugh
Legend: Why am I even here anymore
Four: Lege, it's gonna be fine, Rule will be okay
Legend: IT'S NOT OKAY
Sky: Flipping Din Legend please calm down. Some of us are trying to sleep
Legend: Shut it Bird Boy
Twilight: How's about we all just stop yelling at each other
Legend: No
Wind: Oh way to go guys you woke him up
Twilight: How ya feelin' Hyrule?
Hyrule: Like I've been smacked round the face with Wars' sword
Wild: Success!
Four: Wild that isn't a good thing
Warriors: Can we all just shut up
Legend: No
Warriors: Aaarrgh
Warriors: Be quiet for the LOVE OF HYLIA
Twilight: Says the person screaming
Time: Please, boys. I've got a headache
Legend: Ooh, hear that, the old man's got a headache
Wild: Hey Twi can I go do something real quick
Twilight: As long as we don' wake up with lynel guts in our bedrolls again, go for it. I honestly couldn't give a dead dog what your doin' at the moment. Im goin' to sleep an' you can just do whatever
Wild: Hmmkay Twi
Warriors: Now Wild
Wild: Yes?
Warriors: Go away
Warriors: No Wild, please... just go. I need my beauty sleep
Legend: That's right, listen to the great and annoyingly perfect Princess Warriors
Warriors: Oh shut it you
Hyrule: I'm going with Wild
Sky: No Hyrule you are staying right where you are. You're sick. Just don't.
Wind: Guys...
Warriors: Yeah Wind what's up?
Wind: You do realise this is all on the chat, right?
Legend: <THIS MESSAGE HAS BEEN DELETED BY ADMIN WIND>
Wind: Ooh LANGUAGE!
Legend: Pardon my Hylian
Four: Goddesses can you all just SHUT UP
Wind: Oh fine.
Four: Good. Now please get some sleep
Legend: Fine fine you mother cucco
Four: Hey!
Twilight: Oh here we go again...
Twilight: I'm so jealous of Sky...
Wind: Why exactly?
Twilight: He's asleep
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Zelda Theories And Headcanons And Other Stuff
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