We were walking and we saw a house. We walked over to it and see a woman with a sniper rifle, and she had a shock face.
Alexei: Honey, we're home. Come on, girls.
Melina: Welcome to my humble abode. Make yourself at home. Let's have a drink.
We follow her and she opens up a pantry and she move the shelf to reveal more weapons.
"Don't try anything funny I don't trust people after meeting your ass of a husband."
Melina: I am putting away my weapon.
Me and Natasha looked around the house.
Natasha: Are there any booby traps around here? Anything we need to know about?
Melina: I didn't raise my girls to fall in traps.
Natasha: You didn't raise us at all.
Melina: Oh, maybe so. But if you got soft, it wasn't on my watch.
The four of us sat down at the table and we heard Alexei grunting in the bathroom.
"I don't wanna know what's going on in there."
Melina: Let's drink.
We hear Alexei clear his throat and we see him wearing his Red Guardian outfit.
Alexei: Still fits.
Melina whistles and Yelena shakes her head.
Yelena: Oh, my God.
Melina: I never washed it once. Come and drink.
Alexei: Rise, you workers of salvation. Family back together again. And with a guest.
"This 'guest' is slowly surely losing his sanity."
Melina: Seeing as our family construct was just a calculated ruse that only lasted three years, I don't think that we can use this term anymore, can we?
Natasha: Agreed. So, here's what's gonna happen...
Alexei: Okay. A reunion then, huh? And, uh... I want to say something right off the bat. You haven't aged a day, huh? You're just as beautiful and as supple as the day they staged our marriage.
Melina: You got fat. But still good.
Alexei: I just got out of prison. I, uh... I have a lot of energy.
Melina: Oh!
Natasha: Please don't do that. So, here's what's gonna happen.
Melina: Natasha, don't slouch.
Natasha: I'm not slouching.
Melina: Yes, yes, you are.
Natasha: I don't slouch.
Melina: You're going to get a back hunch.
Alexei: Listen to your mother.
Natasha: Oh, my God, this-
Alexei: Up, up.
Natasha: All right, enough. All of you.
Yelena: I didn't say anything. That's not fair.
"And I thought my family was bad."
Natasha: Here's what's gonna happen-
Yelena: I don't want any food.
Melina: Eat a little something, Yelena, for God's sake.
Natasha: You're gonna tell us the location of the Red Room.
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The Neglected Avenger (Male Reader) (Red Hood)
FanfictionY/N L/N was neglected by his family for years. His family paid no attention to him, and his siblings always bullied him. One day he had enough and ran away from home and he became Red Hood. After a few years alone Nick Fury found him and told him of...
