Odd conversations with my friends....

Cannibalism

Me and three friends talking about alcohol consumption.

Me: do you ever get drunk on candy
S: wait what?
Me: like you're on a sugar high but you're literally high on sugar.
E: Are you ok?
A: What were you eating?
Me: skittles
(A calls me skittles as a joke)
Awkward silence
Me: cannibalism gives me a rush.
A: *takes my picture* *puts caption over it quoting me and adding my name and the date*
Me: *laughing* no, don't do that *laughing*