Odd conversations with my friends....

Play Fight

So there are these two guys in my ela class. I have ela seventh pd meaning lunch is next. So we all typically crowd around the door. So anyway, these two guys are fake fighting.

My friend: fight fight fight fight.
Guy one: *throws out her guy against the wall*

Guy one and two are now very close.

My friend: fight fight fight!
Internal me: they're close, yk what that means..
Other internal me: it means opportunity...
My friend: fight fight

At the same time:
My friend:Fight fight fight fight fight fight
Me: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

My friend:*stops chanting*
My friend: *looks at me*
My friend there's something wrong with you
Me: I haven't had my daily intake of gay yet.
Me: *shrug*