I have an all state quartet and the outfit we landed on is a white button up and black dress pants. This is the message I sent everyone as a reminder.
"Don't forget to dress properly tomorrow, black bottoms and a white button up. We got this."
Friend one didn't respond
Friend two sent this in response. "Ok *me frantically trying to find my black pants*"
And then there's three...
Me:Don't forget to dress properly tomorrow, black bottoms and a white button up. We got this. Friend: Roger that captain Me: Don't call me that. Friend: Yes sir Me: I hate you Friend: Awww I hate you too 😘❤️ Me: Why aren't you normal Me:?? Friend: What is normal? Me: Not acting like whatever this is Friend:
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Friend: I'm very normal Me: Go back to being gay Friend: *sends pic of her and a girl flirting* Me: Much better Friend: Be WhO yOu ArE fOr YoUr PrIdE 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 Me: I have to go do anything but continue this conversation Friend: Ahh bummer Friend: Howdy partner Me: I'm gonna regret this Me: Howdy Friend: Yippee kai yay 🤠 Friend: Yee haw Me: How have you survived middle school? Friend: I didn't Friend: 🥛🏃♂️💨 Me: Oh wonderful Friend: I'm dropping out Friend: Ikr Me: No you're not Friend: Yup Friend: I'm not going to school tomorrow Me: Why?? Friend: Because I'm 6 feet under Me: Oh thank god, I thought you were serious Friend: I'm always serious Me: Well then we'll have to post pone our all state recording. Me: I'll let everyone know then. Friend: Nah Friend: I am actually going Friend: I'm always at school Friend: I live there Me: Because that's where you died Friend: EXACTLY