Odd conversations with my friends....

Internal me prt. 2

Me:*sees pug*
Internal me: remember your moms old coworker that had a bunch of pugs but you really liked that one named Mandy??
Me: Oh yeah...
Me: *flash back*
Internal me: I forgot about that time when the three pugs, and the two other big ones tackled you down in the gravel drive way and started licking you all at the same time when you were only like seven.
Me: Yeah- me too... maybe it's for the best...
Internal me: Maybe this is why we're a cat person.
Me: That is the stupidest theory I've ever hear-
Me: You know what, you might be right.