In the year 2031 after World War 3 the world calms down to a peaceful state and after a few years after that the world becomes like it was before except for a few differences in borders such as the USA being 4 countries, Russia being halved, a few of the European countries becoming bigger and China now being West Taiwan and Japan colonizing North Korea with the help of Italy and Germany
anyway we're not here about earth much but about a lucky soul in the endless cold of the universe
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[Fun fact: the Japanese battleship IJN Yamato is not the strongest because of its limitations in technology and a few other things]
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*BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP!!!!* the alarm doing it's job at 5AM in the morning
*yawns* "aaargghhh... I was just dreamin about eating some delicious curry... dammit..." a woman says after waking up from the loud alarm she set 2 years ago and has never changed. "now I'm damn hungry... urghh.. I don't have enough money now after buying that damn expensive JS Nagato figurine from Azur Lane... but damn it's good tho..." she said after thinking about life
"ahhh whatever! time to eat 2lb of bread I guess and then go work"
| Time Skip |
*phone ringing with whatever anime song you choose*
"hello?" Yama asked
"Hello Yama-chan~!" the person behind the phone says
"oh hi..." '*sighs* why is it her? I should've checked the number...' Yama thinks and regretted her decision
"aww come on! why are you always gloomy when I'm callin you?"
"well dats cause it's you and you've been bothering me since the war"
"tsk"
"I can hear you ye know?" "anyway so whatdya want? money? I got none. but depression I got lots"
"well I was tryna ask you to join me with my friends on a trip to the sea! and aren't you a good swimmer? so you should be fine!"
yes Yama-chan or Yamato Isoroku is a good swimmer. infact she won 3 gold medals in the Olympics after the world finally rest after the war
"oya?" "that sounds nice" Yama says nonchalantly after being a bit surprised
"yeah it is! and it's near the naval base you liked to walk around and admire" she says knowing her friend will definitely take it
"DAMN RIGHT I'M IN!!" "oh ya when the scheduled time?"
"a week from now! also please bring your sexiest swimming suit!! I want to see your beauty more in em... oh gosh th-" she gets interrupted by Yama
"NO! I AIN'T GON WEAR THAT!!!" Yama says that but still blushes because she used that swimsuit to try and seduced her crush (spoilers: it didn't work)
"awww~ why not? you probably would get a man or two at the sea or beach with that you know?"
"yeah I know that Kara... it's too lewd anyway for me! so no!!" Yama says sternly
"but you are in your mid 40's already and still is a virgin! you didn't even try to rape him!! how bout you try to seduce and rape my brother~?" Kara says with a teasing voice
"wtf naw hell naw mate. look I'll just use my normal swimsuit and no lewd shit okay?"
"okay~" 'dammit that didn't work' Kara thought to herself
*puts down phone*
"phew... damn gal still wanted to make me married.. I DON'T NEED MEN WHEN I HAVE MY WARSHIPS!!!" she then proceeds to lewdly thinks about USS Zumwalt and HMS Daring (Type52) doing "it" with each other
[Chap ends here]
thanks for reading this shitty novel
that's all bye
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Isekai'd as a Battleship in a world of Swords and Magic
General Fictionprologue: Yamato Isoroku(yes I just named her that) is a single woman in her mid 40's when suddenly whilst she was having some fun swimming get ran over by some DD which didn't see her and then she got Isekai'ed as the IJN Yamato of the Yamato-class...
