king of my heart, theodore nott¹

08- absolutely not

theodore

theo- theodore
penny- penelope

theodore
ok hear me out

penelope
absolutely not

theodore
you don't even know
what im going to say

penelope
it's 2 in the morning
there's only so many
things this could be about

theodore
ok yeah it is about that

penelope
i'm never wrong

theodore
i'm hot
you're hot

penelope
i am

theodore
admittedly hotter than
me

penelope
really buttering me up
aren't you

theodore
i think it's only fair two
hot people shag

penelope
and there it is

theodore
i mean it makes sense
you've said i'm hot
and seven minutes in
heaven last year was hot

penelope
theodore if you like me
just say that

theodore
i like you

penelope
i did not expect that

theodore
i know you won't actually
go out with me like a
regular couple
so i'll take what i can get

penelope
ofc i won't you're a whore
which is fucking on the dl?

theodore
if that's all you're
willing to give

penelope
you're hot sure, but i don't
share

theodore
that's fine

penelope
and girls will be all over
you still if we don't tell
people
though with the way things
are going i don't want people
to think i just casually shag
like that
even though i do

theodore
we can fake date
that way you're not
getting and criticism
and people lay off the
both of us

penelope
how did this conversation
go from a booty call to fake
dating

theodore
we can still shag rn

penelope
let me in the common room
and we'll talk ab it later

theodore
fuck yes

♛♛♛

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