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Loki created a chatroom: The Cooler/Better Siblings
       Loki invited Yelena, Shuri, Nebula, Y/N

Loki: Hey cool peepuls!

Yelena: helo walmart snek🐍

Loki: Yelefa.

Shuri: its shocking that loki thinks anyone other than him is cool

Nebula: what about Wanda

Loki: That's what I'm confused about. Wanda or Peitro?

Y/N: you can't see me rn but I just scoffed

Y/N: and rolled my eyes

Y/N: and now m wheezing on the floor

Yelena: I saw that, u terrify me

Nebula: Peitro doesn't even come under the lowest category of 'Cool'

Y/N: EGGGXACTLYYY

Loki: Idk.. I mean, he brings me food from that restaurant all the time. He'd feel bad if I say he isn't cool

Shuri: you PAY him for that, for jus bringing you food, not like he BUYS YOU A MEAL HE JUST BRINGS IT

Yelena: can't u, like, teleport or something..?

Loki: Yeah, but, he had been complaining for so long that he doesn't have a job. I just felt bad so....

Nebula: he doesn't 'have' a job because he never searched for one. All he does is sleep, eat, speed, spy and ANNOY.

Y/N: Wait, Lo pays Peitro?!!!???!!!!!!!????!!!??

Shuri: He does. For nothing.

Y/N: Loki! Fire him, I'll work for you!

Yelena: don't you have enough money already?

Y/N: oh hush! Can't deny the avaricious feeling.

Loki: You probably have more money than I do.

Y/N: pahlease ur a prince

Loki: And?

Y/N: well.. u have treasures and golds and diamonds and moneyyyyyy

Loki: that's that old jerk oden's money, not mine

Loki: and I don't think I've ever seen treasures in the palace.

Loki: Oh wait! I did, my mother!

Y/N: ur so cute shut up

Loki: I'm anything but cute, lady.

Y/N: I'm anything but a lady lol

Y/N: [hey you girls, I'll tell you this. Loki just tries to act like a irascible person, but he's just a cute smol lil bean! Do not tell anyone shh]

Loki: I don't know if you're aware, but I can clearly read your texts.

Y/N: [see. so cute.]

Shuri: LOL

Yelena: What makes YOU think you're cooler and not Thor

Loki: You wouldn't have been talking with me right now.

Nebula: True.

Yelena: Thor is too loud for me to handle.

Shuri: I jus love Loki's hairstyle

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