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Erik Killmonger, cuz I ♡ him s'muchh!!!:)

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Thanos created a chatroom

Thanos: I knew he would be late

Thanos: this is ridiculous!

Loki join the chatroom

Loki: M here!

Thanos: Where the FUCK were you?!

Loki: I was busy WORKING unlike you, you WALMART EGGPLANT

Thanos: shut up u freaking diva

Loki: Are you just gonna argue or do your work?

Thanos: yeah right..

Thanos: The batter is ready

Loki: Oh thank HEAVENS!

Loki: Finally, after your 1050929th trial

Thanos: But...

Loki: don't tell me

Loki: DON'T YOU FUCKINGG. TELL. ME

Thanos: It wasn't me, I swear!

Thanos: Ultron said it was tasteless and he threw it in the bin!

Loki:

Loki: THAT' IS BECAUSE hE DOESN'T HAVE FREAKING TASTE BUDS YOU IDIOT

Thanos: IT WASN'T MY FAULT YOU PSYCHO WANNABE GOD

Loki: stfu seriously

Ultron joined the Chatroom

Loki: YOU-

Ultron: In my defence, I didn't know I cannot taste it

Loki: what thE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW!!??! YOU ARE A FUCKIN ROBOT YOU COWARD

Erik joined the Chatroom

Erik: The batters done babe

Erik: Ive put it in the oven

Loki: oh thank the norns! You are a life saver!

Loki: I knew You were the one🥺

Thanos: Get a room

Erik: stfu you cheap purple grape

Loki: i'm so proud of you

Erik: learned from the best yk;)

Wanda joined the Chatroom

Wanda: Is the cake ready? I need to do the frosting

Erik: Almost

Wanda: mkayy

Wanda: Are you done with the decorations, Loki?

Nat joined the Chatroom

Nat: put your phone aside and help me with my hair wanda

Nat: Also, are you done wrapping all the gifts, Loki?

Loki: stop asking me WTH why the fuck did tony made me in charge of thiss WHOLE thingggg

Wanda: Because you ate his buttercream cake. And Nat, ask Hela. She is doing nothing but eating cookies and screaming at the TV and cursing Dora

Nat: Hela won't get up from her place. Loki, take her off the TV. She needs to sleep

Loki: m not a fuckin babysitter

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