Vending Machine~Bucky

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Tony created a chatroom
Tony invited Steve, Clint, Bruce, T'challa, Pietro, Nat, Y/n, Wanda, Vision, Loki, Thor, Bucky, Sam

Tony: alright who tf broke my vending machine

Wanda: we have a vending machine in the tower??????????????

Bruce: we do, wanda. It dispenses various alcoholic and high caffeinated beverages.

You: not for you kids, obviously lol

Clint: I have no part in this, tony

Bucky: i broke that

Steve: Sam, put down Bucky's phone.

Sam: you are no fun steevon

T'challa: I don't even live there, why am I in the chat.

Tony: didn't want to make you feel excluded honey

T'challa: I'd rather be excluded

Clint: lol tony

T'challa: You are one of the many reasons I feel so, Barton.

Clint: ...

You: lol

Nat: lolol clint

Clint: he means you guys too

Nat: no he doesn't

T'challa: She's right. I don't.

Clint: favouritism </3

Steve: You don't even need a vending machine in the tower, Tony.

Tony: you wouldn't understand

Steve: truly.

Clint: Why isn't Thor replying???

Clint: did he do it???

Clint: wait is he dead ???????

Clint: THORRR??????

Clint: THOR DON'T DIE!!!

Nat: he is just asleep, you moron

Clint: ahhh

Pietro: are you not concerned about me? i haven't replied too

Clint: oh I didn't know you were in the chat

Wanda: LOL

Pietro: ask me to bring you food, then you'll see.

Bucky: pietro, return my charger please

Pietro: i never took your charger

Bucky: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE PROOF

Bucky sent a video
(*blurry video of Bucky handing Pietro a charger)

Pietro: WHY DO HAVE THIS RECORDED

Bucky: BECAUSE I KNOW YOU AND YOUR HAIRY ASS I KNEW YOU'D SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Sam: how do you know his ass is hairy bucky

Pietro: okay listen well you deaf jerk MY ASS IS ANYTHING BUT HAIRY AND YOUR CHARGER IS IN MY ROOM GO TAKE IT I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU

Clint: why would you point out my disability like that

Pietro: I was talking to Bucky, Clint. Like, because he's old, and when people get old, they slowly lose sight, and hearing ability and all. That was my way of calling him old. I apologise, for making you feel that way.

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