The axolotl couldn't breath.
30 minutes earlier
Faline and the axolotl had just arrived at hoewarts. Faline saw the big ass castle, in there he saw the scariest mf ever. It was the reincarnation of Ed Sheeran. It was so scary we dare not speak his name. It was the no 1 supporter of Kentucky fried children. the almighty simp of our qwueen Hermione. IT WAS RONALD WEESEL (and he stole the car).
And next to him was also Hairy Pottah but nobody cares about him.
But then Droca Malfua jumped out of Falines pocket and screamed: 'Hairy, don't leave me here!'
AND NEXT TO HAIRY WAS OUR QWUEEN HERMIONE!! We stan a queen.
Ronald weesel ate the PINK AXOLOTL like a chicken wing AND IT DIED..
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Faline san x Axolotl
FanfictionI want to be famous. Faline discovers that an axolotl is really hot and falls in love. This is the fan fiction you've all been waiting for.. ⚠️PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY THIS IS JUST FOR FUN⚠️
