Beidou: *hic* Ning! I'm*hic* home!!
Ningguang: Beidou. You're drunk. AGAIN.
Kazuha: *looks up from his book* Again? How many times has this happened this week??
Ningguang: More than 5 if I've counted correctly.
Kazuha: How are you not DEAD yet?? That much intake of alcohol could literally end a human's life.
Ningguang: Beidou's built different. Quite literally.
Byro: How the fu-
Ningguang: Watch your words Byro.
Byro: -udge. Yeah fudge. But exactly how is she built different??
Ningguang: Steroids.
Kazuha: Explains how unimaginably buff she is...
Ningguang: And that's why I haven't left your mother yet.
Beidou: Ningguang you're a beech.
Ningguang: Not in front of the kids Beidou!
Kazuha and Byro: O. Kay.
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