Random Ship Scenes

Random Genshin OC doing things

Reiko: Hey, do y'all think I can fit 20 marshmallows in my mouth?
Raijin: You are a hazard to society...
Yukari: And a coward.
Youka: Make it thirty.
Raijin: Don't encourage him.
~~~~
Puppet Shogun: THREE MONTHS!!
Ei: What's she talking about?
Miko: Don't worry about it.
Puppet Shogun: THAT'S HOW LONG YOU KNOWINGLY WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT!!
Sara: PFTTT- *proceeds to spit out Onigiri*
~~~~
Puppet Shogun: What are some cute names to call your significant other?
Ei: Sugar.
Miko: Honey.
Sara: Flour.
Beidou: Egg.
Kazuha: 230g Butter.
Ningguang: Pour into a pan and preheat to 180 degrees.
Puppet Shogun: What the hell-
~~~~
*Raiden is Down*
Sara: YOUR EXCELLENCY!!
Kazuha: *pries Raiden's mouth open* Mona?
Mona: *shoves an egg down Raiden's throat*
Raiden, at 100HP: What happened?
Kazuha, pulling a thumbs up at Mona: Always works like a charm.
~~~~
Amber: Fool! I may be short but I am all knowing!
Eula, crossing one leg over the other while sipping her tea: You don't even know what the top shelf looks like.
~~~~
Beidou: Playing Scrabble is scary.
Kazuha: What? Scrabble's fun!
Beidou:Not when you're playing with Ningguang, she puts words like ephemeral and I put dog.
Kazuha, trying (and failing) to hold in his laugh:
~~~~
*Please enter a new password!*
Dehya: N... I... L... O... U...
*Password is too short!*
Dehya, chuckling softly: I know.
Nilou: Hey Dehya! I FRICKING HATE YA!
Candace: Nice one.
~~~~ (I believe in DehyaXCandaceXNilou poly-)
Aether: Okay, so I have a box where you can put your most favorite items in.
Lisa: Can I put Lumine in the box?
Aether, confused: No..?
Ningguang: Can I put Lumine in the box?
Aether: No!
Miko: Can I put Lumine in the box?
Aether: What- NO!
Kokofish: Can I put Lumine in the box?
Aether: HELL NAW
Ayaka: Can I put Lumine-
Aether: NO ONE'S PUTTING MY SISTER IN THE BOX!!
Lumine, already sitting in the box:
~~~~
Venti: Hey, who's richer between the four of us?
Zhongli:
Ei:
Nahida: You guys all know that it's always going to be Ningguang and Tartaglia, Ayato and Ayaka.
Ei: Why do this to us, Buer?
Nahida: Because you know it's true.
~~~~
Ei: Sorry Miko, I can't buy the bread.
Miko: Huh? Why's that?
Ei: They said guns aren't allowed in the store.
Raijin: Why are you carrying guns out in plain sight??
Ei, flexing her biceps: Sorry, can't hide these bad boys.
Miko, sandal ready: JUST BUY THE BREAD ALREADY!!
~~~~
ANDDDD YUN NA YUN GUYS BYERS-