DAY ONE
(9:28AM)
Kai: this seems like insanely bad timing for you to go away
Kai: couldn't you have petitioned delia to change the date?
Valerie: unfortunately, mum doesn't plan the family holidays around her daughter's sex life
Kai: i was mostly talking about getting to spend time with you
Valerie: with clothes on?
Kai: it didn't seem polite to suggest otherwise, but if you insist, i won't complain
Kai: you shameless hussy
DAY TWO
(11:23PM)
Kai: how's Canberra?
Valerie: the city remains shit, but the company isn't bad
Valerie: except sophie. she's insufferable. can you legally kill a fifteen year old?
Kai: I think they call it murder no matter how old the kid is
Valerie: even if the kid is really annoying?
Kai: sadly, that doesn't factor into it legally
Kai: but you'd rock orange
Valerie: silver lining
Valerie: you sound like sydney
Kai: brb I'm going to go change everything about my personality
Valerie: couldn't have that. it's my second favourite thing about you
Kai: what's first?
Valerie: call me and i'll tell you. in detail.
Kai: shit okay
DAY THREE
(12:37PM)
Valerie: if i WAS to kill her, would you help me bury the body?
Kai: no. i look shit in orange.
Valerie: and you said you'd do anything for me
Valerie: liar
Kai: what did she do?
Valerie: mum made me take her shopping
Valerie: she found a friend and just ditched me
Valerie: i spent two hours thinking she was kidnapped or some shit
Kai: where was she?
Valerie: next door. ice skating
Valerie: WITH MY MONEY
Kai: killing her might be out of the question, but you could probably get away with kicking her really hard
Valerie: if tonya harding can get away with it, so can i
Kai: that's the spirit
DAY FOUR
(3:19PM)
Kai: hey, sorry i missed your call. can I call back after dinner?
Valerie: of course. everything ok?
Kai: yeah, of course. just family stuff
Valerie: anything i can do?
Kai: nah, it's fine. no big deal.
Valerie: okay
Valerie: just let me know
DAY FIVE
YOU ARE READING
Best Served Fake
Teen Fiction"Little Valerie," said Kai, bending closer to me. "Are you blackmailing me into dating you?" He didn't seem particularly disturbed by the notion. In fact, he remained completely amused. "Yes?" Kai grinned. "Very mafia of you. I'm weirdly kind of int...
