(4:02PM)
Valerie: i'm texting from cora's phone since you've been ignoring me. which was a really stupid idea.
Valerie: she also told what you've been doing
Kai: what have i allegedly been doing?
Valerie: telling people that you're a blackmailer. you should have just told them you're an idiot. it would have saved time AND been more accurate.
Kai: i actually prefer 'benevolent' or 'effortlessly sexy'
Valerie: again with the inadequate descriptions
Valerie: i'm coming to find you, you know
Kai: if you're coming to be play nice, i'm in the back garden at home
Valerie: i know. cora told me.
Kai: but if you're coming to yell at me for being an idiot, I'm actually very busy. counting each individual blade of grass
Valerie: i would hate to tear you away from your task. that wouldn't be very benevolent of me. but i am nailing the effortlessly sexy thing at the moment, so 50% isn't too bad
Kai: you always nail the effortlessly sexy thing
Valerie: i'm glad to see the 'being a massive bitch' thing over the past few weeks hasn't impacted your shameless hussy agenda
Kai: i don't think an asteroid hitting the planet at maximum speed could impact my shameless hussy agenda when it comes to you
Kai: what i'm trying to say is
Kai: i'm sure i can spare a minute
Valerie: it won't take long, promise
Kai: why? What do you have to say
Valerie: just three words
Kai: three good words?
Valerie: I certainly hope so
Valerie: and ideally, they'll only require a four word response
Kai: i think i have four words in me, little Valerie
Valerie: good. because i'm here.
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Best Served Fake
Teen Fiction"Little Valerie," said Kai, bending closer to me. "Are you blackmailing me into dating you?" He didn't seem particularly disturbed by the notion. In fact, he remained completely amused. "Yes?" Kai grinned. "Very mafia of you. I'm weirdly kind of int...
