Kai: hey, future fake girlfriend. want a lift to school tomorrow? I promise not to crash into anything, if that was a concern for you
Valerie: that would be very handy actually. my car is in the shop, and my usual rides are backstabbing whores
Valerie: but i will be wearing a seatbelt, and maybe taking a Valium to calm my nerves. or I could pay for you to install a back camera? let me know what will be the most helpful in avoiding a fiery and painful death
Kai: well, i won't offer you a lift if you're going to be sassy
Valerie: you know you love my sassy
Valerie: lover
Kai: i think i might have regrets
Valerie: i do think that's very healthy for you
Valerie: mistakes help us to learn
Kai: hey, at least i never dated tommy aster
Valerie: it hurts bc it's true
Kai: it's okay, we can all be bewitched by a set of rockin' abs
Kai: which is why you decided to rebound with me
Valerie: i have seen none of your rockin' abs. i have no evidence at this time. send pics or it doesn't count
Kai: wow, take me out to dinner first, LV. i feel so used.
Valerie: that's... kind of the whole point of our arrangement. i'm using you as eye candy to make my exes jealous
Valerie: plus, i already showed you a whole boob; i think we'd be even
Kai: i am not sending you ab photos
Valerie: boo
Valerie: that's okay. i'm sure with enough hard work you'll be able to see at least one someday!
Kai: i didn't know you were mean. why did no one ever tell you me that?
Kai: i'm taking this up with cora
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Best Served Fake
Teen Fiction"Little Valerie," said Kai, bending closer to me. "Are you blackmailing me into dating you?" He didn't seem particularly disturbed by the notion. In fact, he remained completely amused. "Yes?" Kai grinned. "Very mafia of you. I'm weirdly kind of int...
