Something You Miss (part two)

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(This chapter will be Cartmen's point of view from the start of Monday so this chapter would be slightly longer.)

I woke up a little late.
"Mom! I'm gonna be late to the bus!!!"
"Oh that's okay, me or Jack can give you a ride."
"The fuck is Jack!?"
"Oh just my partner."

Wait so not only is my mom a strip servant, she is dating a man with the same name as my father?
I just need to see him.

"Are you Eric?"
"You bet your ass I am."
That's not an old or ginger man!
He actually looks nice and in shape.
"Wow, you've lost a lot of weight than in your younger pictures! I bet all of the girls are going cray-cray!"
"Uh actually- never mind."
"Is there anything you wanted?"
"Oh yeah, I'm giving you a ride today!"
Maybe we could get to know each other?"
"Ohhh."
"Are you Jack?"
Of course he is. Stupid question.
"I am!"
"Well, if you're ready let's go!"
I skipped breakfast but it's okay I guess.
I'm still pretty much of a fatass.
"Yeah! Let's hit the road."

"So... I know it's kinda sudden but you okay with me dating your ma?"
"Sure. You seem nice, in shape, financially stable to take care of my mom, and the father figure I need."
"Do you mind me asking where is your biological dad?"
"Not at all."
"I kinda made someone kill him along with my half-brother's mom."
"Haha!"
I wasn't joking but I don't want to scare him away so I chuckled with him.
"So, I would keep asking about your dad but it seems like your uncomfortable talking about that subject."
"Here's the school! Talk to you later Eric!"
"See you Jack!"
"Thanks for the ride."
He's so nice. He's exactly what my mom needs.

What do I have now..?
English.

"Eric, hello!"
"Hello, how may I help sir?"
"I'm the teacher of AP English and your teacher told me your test scores are top of the class, and recently one of our students dropped out of AP."
"So are you interested?"
Shit. Since when am I smart enough for AP?
"Sure. But how could I catch up?"
"We would assign you a part time tutor."
"How about Kyle Broflovski? I heard you're in the same friend group?"
I turned slightly red.
"Yeah, he could be nice."
"Brilliant! If you would just follow me."

"Good morning class. Today we have a new student joining the AP course!"
"I believe you all know Eric Cartman?"

"Eric, you can take a sit next to..."
"Kyle Broflovski! Kyle, I will thank you if instead of third period you will help Eric fill the gaps?"
"Of course sir."
"Awesome! I will let your teacher know.

I walked over to my new sit.
"Hey Jew boy."
"Hey dumbass."
"Since you're not overweight anymore."
"Dude look who's in AP and who's one step away from dropping."
"Dude look who's about to get tutored by a Jew."
That stupid day walker had me.
"Great! So now you're also a nerd walker?"
"Tf does that even mean!?"
"Anyway, I would appreciate if you don't comment about my family situation."
"I won't. Don't worry."
God, since when does Kyle thinks all evolves around him? I know he got tough shit, tougher than mine but I got shit too.
"See you at third period."

(Sorry I didn't get to third period here! It would be in the next chapter.)

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