I Can't Handle Change.

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(Sorry for not updating for a while I had a stressful time.
And still Cartmen's pov :)

That fucking Jew boy.
I've had it with him!
I hate him but something keeps me close?
I guess his day walker ass.

Well, I guess I should get going to the bus.

"STAN."
"WTF?!"
"You like the blond?" (stan)
"Bro is copying his bf."
"I don't mind." (butters)
"Of course you don't."
God at this rate, Kyle might use contact lenses.

No way-
"Kyle!? You too?!"
"I thought blue looked better!"
"What do you think..?"
"It looks good, but so did the green."
Who am I kidding, he looks so cute in these.

"By the way, any chance you tutor me in math..?"
"Gladly!"
"Thanks man!"
"Third period?"
"DUDE it's PE!"
"But I guess it's only fair."
"Great! It's a date!"
Everyone looked at me and Kyle while giggling.
"What?"
OH
"Grow up children."
"Yeah... grow the fuck up."
Shit.
I could tell Kyle was embarrassed. His whole face was red as a tomato.

Maybe I should change something too...
It wouldn't hurt dropping a few more pounds I guess...
"You coming man?"
"The bus is here."
"Oh yeah, sorry I zoned out for a sec."

(Thank you for 300 reads <3!!)
(Next chapter will be longer and come out next week!)

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