Only A Genius

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(Still Cartmen's point of view : )

I still can't believe I am now an English AP student.
Well, with all that excitement I still got stupid people math ahed.

Hmm who is with me at math..?
Stan skipped, Butters is in a different class, Craig is smart, Tweek is with butters. Shit.

Guess who is left?
Kenny.

Usually a familiar face is better than none,
Luckily it is.

Oh. My. God.
"KENNY!"
"You a day walker?"
"Nuh uh."
"I'm a hot day walker."
"You stupid ass idiot."
"A hot stupid ass idiot."
"Whatever man."
"At least I'm smarter than you."
"How? You skipped English."
"I got promoted to AP English."
"Well now you're just a smart ass with Kyle."
"What next? Y'all gonna make out?"
"Dude! Wtf."
And also I'm straight?

"Hello."
"Looks like no one got promoted to AP..."
Looks like someone ain't doing their job.
"That's okay, you've got 2 more years."
Not with that attitude.

"Say, Kenny is it that obvious I hate math?"
"Is the earth fucked up?"
"Ouch."

Finally! Third period.
Time for PE!!
"Did you mean "time for lessons with Kyle"?"
"You always make me sad Jew boy."
sigh.
"Come on dumbass, we ain't got all day."

"Bro is that what you've been learning?"
"Bro?"
"Sorry, you prefer stupid Jew?"
"Yeah!"
"Huh..?"
"Well anyhoo, this is easy af."
"Cartmen, that's your textbook."
"Oh."
"And I thought you were smart."
"Disappointing."
I guess I am a disappointment
...

"Thanks I'm all caught up now."
"No proble-"
"Bye bitch!"
*Kyle's mind*
That's gay.
HOLY SHIT-

*and back to Cartman*
Finally I'm outta there.
God. Kyle is the worst tutor I ever had.
At least it was fun.

AYO NICK NELSON!?

AYO NICK NELSON!?

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This chapter was a tad shorter since the previous was longer.

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