Aries: *Riding in a shopping cart with Gemini*
Taurus: "Why do people eat countless junk food shit? EAT HEALTHY BITCHES"
Gemini: *Steering the cart into random isles, thus making stacks of food crash in their wake*
Cancer: *grabs anything that looks good* "just one more please!"
Leo: *running away from Aries and Gemini chasing them* "I JUST WANT MY GODDAMN HOT CHEETOS"
Virgo: Walks around and gets groceries normally like the only sane person there (bc they are)
Libra: *lecturing to Cancer how they're going to get diabetes and a heart attack if they eat too much sugary cereal*
Scorpio: *somehow hijacked the store announcer mic with Capricorn*
Sagittarius: *climbs on top of the food shelves* "I'M ON TOP OF DA WOOOORLD-" *falls off and breaks their leg*
Capricorn: *yells death threats through the store mic, everyone leaves*
Aquarius: *accidentally eats something from store*
Pisces: *screaming at the cashier* "I SWEAR TO HELL, THE COUPON SAID 14 DAYS I JUST WANT FREE MILK!"
In the end, the manager kicked them all out. Only Virgo actually got food for them XD
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Zodiac Scenarios
HumorBecause I'm bored. I make these up myself, may not be accurate. So don't hate on me. Updates (almost) every day. Cover by me on Canva! WARNING: MY GRAMMAR IS SUPER BAD AND I SWEAR A LOT SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
