just a lil short skit :)
Aries: YOU FOOLS! THE CAVE IS THIS WAY!
Virgo: How the hell do you walk sideways?!
Sagittarius: *spawned 12000 blocks away from the rest of the signs* H-Hello?
Libra: IT'S W-A-S-D VIRGO! YOU FUCKING BONEHEAD-
Virgo: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME YOU USELESS LITTLE-
*Libra and Virgo get into a screaming match*
Taurus: Hey everyone how about we calm down- *gets hit by Gemini* OW WHO DID THAT?
Gemini: How do I stop hitting things?!
Scorpio: GIVE ME BACK MY WOOD YOU SELFISH FREAK
Leo: NO *hisses*
Pisces: STOP HITTING ME GEMINI!! *hits back*
Aquarius: ....I must escape this misery *digs straight down*
Libra: NO AQUARIUS! YOU FORGOT THE ONE GOLDEN RULE OF MINECRAFT!!!
Gemini: DON'T DIG STRAIGHT DOWN!
Aquarius: Oh shit- *screams* I'm done for
Libra: DO NOT FEAR AQUARIUS I SHALL SAVE YOU! *jumps down* *loses 6 hearts* FUACK
Cancer: *jumps down as well* HEY THERE'S AN ABANDONED MINE HERE!
Capricorn: *battling some mobs at Layer 10* Pssh, what imbeciles
Pisces: Awww look it's a cute cow NO I KILLED IT BRUCEEE WHYY
Scorpio: *having a Minecraft fist fight with Leo* I SAID GIMME MY WOOD BITCH
Leo: GET YOUR OWN YOU FUCKING SCORPION
Sagittarius: Hey, where did everyone else go...?
*A good 15 minutes later, everyone has learnt the basics and controls of the game and is now gathering resources...*
Aries: *goes into the cave by themselves* *doesn't have enough resources* GO AWAY YOU STUPID SPIDER *dies*
Taurus: S-Should we go help Aries?
Gemini: Nah, they'll be fine
Pisces: *went on a mob murdering spree in revenge for Bruce* THE CORPSES DO NOT QUENCH MY NEED FOR VIOLENCE
Libra: *trapped in a cave with Aquarius* *voice is hoarse* anyways, time to go get some stone....
Virgo: Libra is a monster, I must gather more materials to kill them...
Leo: ..Hey Pisces can I have some of that meat?
Pisces: *ignores and continues to murder mobs*
Scorpio: Capricorn gimme a water bucket
Capricorn: Get it yourself, I'm busy *collecting obsidian*
Scorpio: ...... *repeatedly hits Capricorn* last chance. gimme a water bucket I know you have one
Capricorn: I REFUSE- *dies*
Scorpio: *collects Capricorn's stuff* I'm gonna share some of this with Virgo....
*let's go back to the abandoned mine to see how Cancer, Libra and Aquarius are doing....*
Cancer: I'm scared Aquarius!!
Aquarius: Don't worry we'll be fine *internally panicking*
Libra: *battling mobs behind them* What lazy bastards...
Aquarius: Hey look! A chest!
Libra: GIMME *grabs everything in the chest and runs away*
Cancer: .......
Aquarius: ........
*meanwhile Sagittarius*
Sagittarius: *finished the game* I wonder what everyone else is doing...
THE END >:D
I KNOW THAT WAS LONGER THAN EXPECTED I JUST HAD THE URGE TO KEEP WRITING I'M SORRY
Also let me know if your sign wasn't included as much
And for those who don't know what Layer 10 is, it's basically where obsidian level is so near where the diamonds are
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Zodiac Scenarios
HumorBecause I'm bored. I make these up myself, may not be accurate. So don't hate on me. Updates (almost) every day. Cover by me on Canva! WARNING: MY GRAMMAR IS SUPER BAD AND I SWEAR A LOT SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
