Title pretty much says it all
Aries: Nike Air Forces
Taurus: Makeup. Yes, all of it.
Gemini: Stanley cups (I used to think these caused cancer but the company addressed it and said they're all safe so yeah)
Cancer: Sped up versions of songs
Leo: Skincare routines/anything related to that
Virgo: Portable speakers
Libra: Starbucks (I'm sorry, I think Starbucks is really fucking mid like I'd rather buy a better drink for 8$)
Scorpio: AirPods (or any other wireless headphones)
Sagittarius: Vapes
Capricorn: LED light strips
Aquarius: Bucket hats
Pisces: Sweatpants or shirts/yoga pants
As you can tell, I am definitely not into trendy stuff lmao
People in the future will look back on this book and say "What the hell were they thinking back then....?"
Mark my words that WILL happen
YOU ARE READING
Zodiac Scenarios
HumorBecause I'm bored. I make these up myself, may not be accurate. So don't hate on me. Updates (almost) every day. Cover by me on Canva! WARNING: MY GRAMMAR IS SUPER BAD AND I SWEAR A LOT SO YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
