The Signs as writers

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The video above is by Carimelle. If you haven't heard of her I recommend giving one of her covers a listen she's so good :D

Aries: "ALRIGHT Y'ALL BETTER FASTEN YOU NON-EXISTENT SEATBELTS BECAUSE TODAY IN 7 LONG ASS CHAPTERS I WILL RECITE THE TRAGEDY OF THE NOT SO PERFECT LOVE STORY SO SHUT YOUR MOUTHOLES AND READ MORE TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THIS GOOFY AHH TALE I WROTE AT 2 AM HIGH ON DR PEPPER-"

Taurus: Has had writers block for 3 years

Gemini: "And then just after the young man confessed his love, his skin exploded. Turns out HE WAS A DRUNK DEMON WHO EATS YOUNG WOMAN! THE END :)"

Cancer: The writer that puts their OC with every hot character in the fandom

Leo: Writes like non-stop for 2 days but doesn't share their work with anyone

Virgo: Has like 2094 scrapped story ideas that never saw the light of day

Libra: "FANFICTIONSFANFICTIONSFANFICTIONSFANFICTIONS-"

Scorpio: Writes super morbid stuff, probably not as popular but underrated 

Sagittarius: The extremely popular writer that's probably only published 2 books

Capricorn: Ends up writing 8 books in 4 days

Aquarius: Has a super amazing plot but can't seem to turn it into a story (Aww dw Aqua it happens to all of us)

Pisces: Gives up on Chapter 4

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