The Tale of Shinji x Eren

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shinji w o k e up at 3:34 on the dot to get ready for his minimum wage job. he sumbled into his bunny slippers and got flashbacks but there was no time to think abou t them bc of smartpet obviously

eren was already alreadya wake by 3:34.

shinji opened up shop by 3:35 at the poroper time it should be awakened

eren was engaging on an evening event, eventually evaluating the evasive shop that is smartpet

shinji changed into his hubba bubba outfit but he hadnt expected the thing to happen before him in an accident

eren

walked

in

and 

saw

his 

bare

chest

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

thats ok

to no one

thomas the train and lil nas x scream in distance

but this scream

that was shinji and eren

shinji very aesthetically draped the goodbye kitty pastel towellette over his shoulders and with those sparkly warkly orbs of his

a/n: he eees are eerald not amthest btw srr fer drooping en also m why ke isnt werking srr

they were evaporatong

silence.

and then they were both vomited out by a fish they were havig a fever dream in

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕰𝖓𝖉

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