New characters introduced in this chapter:
King Juliussy
Silly Sharky Sammy
Enjoy my horrid creation!!
"Hey baba gril" Finger leaned on the counter Jammer Jones was leaning on.
"Hey suger cake" Jammer Jones leaned onto the counter too, and they were face to face.
"(Goofy ahh joke idk)"
"Hehe ur funny Jammer Jones"
"Shut up and kissy, Finger"
They kissy
Danni Dashing walks in (they don't notice at first)
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING POOKIE??" Danni yelled
"Oh my little toaster, it's not what it looks like!" Finger said
"What's going on, my Ford F-150?"
"He's cheating on me!" Danni Dashing was very angry with Finger.
"Bana boi? Is this true?" Jammer Jones was upset.
"Yes.." 😔
"Waffle pancake breakfast.. why did you not tell me you were married?"
"Because I also have a fetus out the womb.." Finger answered
"You have a kid? Can I meet them?"
"I don't think so. My fetus child, my decision." Danni Dashing stood angrily, her arms crossed.
"Ur a poopy butt face. Ur mother was a hamster and ur father smelt of elderberries" Finger farted in her general direction.
"Bruh Monty Python reference" Danni Dashing ran away.
"Baba grill, we gotta stay secret" Finger said.
"Ok bbg" Jammer Jones replied.
"Ily bana hurl" Finger hugged Jammer Jones.
"Ily too my little school bus"
They kissy again 🤭
Meanwhile, Silly Sharky Sammy and King Juliussy hide in the bushes. They were hired by Danni Dashing to sabotage Finger and Jammer Jones's relationship!
"Bbg, we gotta sabotage them by playing Magic The Gathering against them! We shall win and take Finger back for Danni Dashing!" Silly Sharky was plotting for the downfall of Jammed Finger
"But pookie that game is dangerous! We could die if we lose!" King Juliussy replied.
"Its ok pookie I have the best deck ever on earth"
"If you say so.."
