Kaeya: Aether its best you stay out of thi-
Aether after finding out Kaeya, Albedo and Dainsleif knew where Lumine was all along:
'iF YOUR GONNA SAY IM UNEXPERIENCED THEN SHUT UP BECAUSE IVE FELL THROUGH FOUR LITERAL FLOORS, KILLED A GOD, REBUILT A FLYING PIECE OF WOOD AND ROCK, EXPLORED FOUR REGIONS WITHOUT EVEN DYING, DEFEATED AN ARCHON AND PREPARED TO DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET BACK LUMINE. IF YOU WERE GOING TO SAY THAT THEN STFU'
zhongli: don't worry i have 6k
lumine: mora?
zhongli: years.
xiao in genshin: an emo teen who has been through too much, lost all his friends
xiao in fandom: IF YOU WAKE UP TO A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT *weird trumpet noises*
not lumine:
not katheryne (who is the npc who has talked the most):
not aether:
not even paimon:
not even zhongli:
childe:
HoLd sTiLL GiRliE
zhongli: *appears*
normal players: hmmm if i get him i'd probably be able to pair him up with my DPS hu tao, i wonder if he could be a good sub-DPS or support. i think he'd be a good mixture of both because of his shield and his ult...
real genshin players: wow so handsome
when you hit pity and its not even a 5-star banner:
hu tao: life is not so yahoo.
zhongli: thou is a severe hyprocrite to reality as thou is missing quite a few braincells
paimon: translate
zhongli: you are not a clown. you are the whole circus.
yanfei: hmm...
*looks in book*
yes, this clearly says your gay.
zhongli: in terms of mora
*looks at childe and broke traveler*
we have no mora
