Day 3

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Funny Quotes

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing everyday"

"I like work, it fascinates me, I can sit and look at it for hours"

"I'm in shape, round is a shape"

"Home : Where I can look ugly and enjoy"

"What do I do for a living ? I breathe in and out"

"I'm not lazy, I'm generous, I just give others chance to do their part as well as mine"

"My hobby is to imagine myself in situations that will never exist"

"Don't worry if plan A fails there are 25 more letter in the alphabet"

"The past, the present and the future walked into a bar, It was tense"

"Friendship is being there when someones feeling low and not being afraid to kick them"

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