Ali being Ali

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Ali pov:


Today was pretty normal I'd say.


Normal if you wouldn't count me ROASTING THE SHIT out of little kids.


Example one: Damien Desmond.


While I was walking out of a class, he called me an "uggo."


No clue what that meant cuz im dumb, but I yelled "I'm glad my dad is in my life. Oh wait! Your dad doesn't even care about you!"


Something along those lines.


I called a bunch of kids fatherless, told them they had L rizz, and that they were all ugly.


What can I say? I'm a menace to this world.


May have gotten a tonitrus bolt though....


Also may have gotten kicked out of the dorms for making a couple kids have food poisoning on multiple occasions, just the usual!

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