From the living and Modern world, An individual, named Vincent Abraham O'Callahan, used to be known as "The Vigilant Assassin" roaming the streets of Detroit, Michigan putting an end to every and stopping fugitives and criminals. Then One day when h...
I wake up with a throbbing headache after getting myself killed from the trap that was obviously set up by that asshole I assassinated.
Vincent: *Groans*...motherfucker[Irritated tone]
The place I ended up was an alleyway, I got up and checked the surroundings to see where I am. The first thing I noticed is that the sky is red and the sun or moon, or whatever it is😑, was a black sphere and has a pentagram on it.
I immediately knew that I died and got sent here, I must be in hell. So I left the alleyway and walked around to see what to do.
*Timeskip*
After countless hours of walking, I came across a billboard with atrocious spelling.
"Goat an asshole to the living worlds!? Come to I am Pee!!!??! Make sure you put this sign on the rite side. Dont fuck this up. Also payment may take a couple weeks because it cums in the Mail. -SPEECH TO TEXT- -Blitza
Bad spelling aside, I had a feeling that the billboard was advertising an Assassination business. This felt like a good job choice for me because I used to be known as the "Vigilant Assassin" when I was alive. I also noticed a cracked mirror on my right and noticed I still have my human characteristics.
*Timeskip cause I'm lazy*
I managed to find the business called "I.M.P." And the building was fucking tall and has horns on the sides. I entered the building and noticed a woman that looked like an anthropomorphic wolf.
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I walked up to her and said my business.
Vincent: Excuse me ma'am?
Loona's POV
I looked away from my phone and noticed-WAIT A FUCKING HUMAN?!
Loona: ARE YOU A FUCKING HUMAN?!
Vincent: Yes and for your information, I died.
Loona: You're supposed to turn into a demon or some shit when you die, right?
Vincent: Lady, I'm as confused as you are.
I brushed it off and asked what he wants.
Loona: You want somebody dead or something?
Vincent: No, I'm here to apply for a job here.
Loona: One Sec....*Deep Inhale* BLIIIIIIIIITZA, SOME ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU!