Ash: I'm just going to be quite honest and be simple ... we have a small erm situation at the household
Cal: what
Ash:so you had white carpet in the living room right ... Not
purple
Cal- ASHTON
Ash: Well uhh little Hoods decided to throw their sippy cups at me and I wasn't good at catching and now it's all over the carpet
Cal- WTF Did you try to get it out
Ash- well a towel didn't work nether did a vacuum or water
Cal- oh my god just wait till Y/N and I get home and DONT TUCH ANYTHING ELSE
Ash- IM SORRY
cal - and to think you're the "Daddy" of this mother fucking band
