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Severus: And here we observe the wild Y/n in their habitat- a most peculiar creature to roam the earth.
*Y/n slurping their cereal before accidentally knocking their bowl over*
Y/n: "AW, SHIT!"
Severus: They possess quite the rambunctious mating call.
*Y/n trying to soak up the mess up with napkins*
*Severus sighs and watches the scene with an exhausted expression*
Severus: A truly.... unique.. specimen.
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Severus: *muttering quietly*
Y/n: Professor, why do you seem to talk to yourself so much?...
Severus: It's the only way to have an intelligent conversation in this entire building
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Severus Snape Oneshots
FanfictionA collection of PLATONIC Severus Snape Oneshots/Imagines ***This is a current work in progress (I do not own this character- the character Severus Snape belongs to J.K. Rowling)
