I thought I would add this small skit for fun as well if you know the reference you know the reference
Kagali: Everything's in place make the call
Yuuki: Perfect perfect
Rimuru was lying around in his house when his phone rang he picked it up
Rimuru: Hello
Yuuki: Listen closely you live in a house shaded by Bamboo you have a pet Tempest wolf you are the leader of Tempest and your economy is worth around 140,000 Stellar coins according to our records you see we know everything about you but you know nothing about us so the smartest thing for you to do right now-
Rimuru hung up
Yuuki observed his phone in question of what happened
Kagali: What happened
Yuuki: HE HUNG UP ON ME
Kagali: WHAT AIN'T NO WAY HE HAD TO HAVE DISCONNECTED OR SOMETHING CALL HIM BACK
Yuuki: Right you right cause who would- who would even-
Rimuru's phone rang again and he answered it yet again
Rimuru: Hello
Yuuki: You can run a nation but you can't make your phone connection better
Rimuru: . . . What
Yuuki: Your phone dropped the call earlier let's hope that doesn't happen again
Rimuru: Wait so that wasn't a pre-recorded message
Yuuki: H-how could that have been pre-recorded I said your address I MENTIONED YOUR PET
Rimuru: Wasn't listening
Yuuki: WELL PAY ATTENTION you will wire 20,000 holy coins to the kingdom I tell you to
Rimuru: No I won't
Yuuki: . . . You will wire the money to-
Rimuru: No I literally won't do that
Yuuki: WE HAVE YOUR MOM YOUR MOM BACK FROM EARTH AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN THEN YOU GOTTA SEND-
Rimuru: F*** her
Yuuki was partly shocked
Rimuru?: F*** her
Yuuki and Kagali were staring at each other in disbelief
Yuuki: . . . I-I said we have your mom not a mob like your-
Rimuru?: I heard you, you heard me
Kagali signaled Yuuki to continue
Yuuki: W-w-we have your dad too
Rimuru?: F*** him too
Yuuki: Your kid
Rimuru?: Forgot I had any but hey your doing me a massive favor no more child support I prefer sons anyways
Yuuki was in full disbelief
Yuuki: How could you- Rimuru why are you so callous
Rimuru?: Oh I see you think you're talking to my soft Ln, Manga, or anime versions don't you nah this Web Novel Rimuru speaking
Yuuki put on a face of ultimate regret
WN Rimuru: And why do you want my money so badly is the question you that incompetent that you can't make it yourself you know what I'll tell you what I can do for you I will withdraw the 20,000 holy coins right now AND GET BENIMARU TO BURN IT ALL ON CAMERA AND SEND IT TO YOU THAT GOOD MATTER OF FACT I THINK I GOT 20,000 ON ME RIGHT NOW STAND BY
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The 3 Angels of Death
FanfictionWhat if Rimuru went to Demon Slayer as The older brother of Tanjiro and Nezuko and changed the fates of various people