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I thought I would add this small skit for fun as well if you know the reference you know the reference

Kagali: Everything's in place make the call

Yuuki: Perfect perfect

Rimuru was lying around in his house when his phone rang he picked it up

Rimuru: Hello

Yuuki: Listen closely you live in a house shaded by Bamboo you have a pet Tempest wolf you are the leader of Tempest and your economy is worth around 140,000 Stellar coins according to our records you see we know everything about you but you know nothing about us so the smartest thing for you to do right now-

Rimuru hung up

Yuuki observed his phone in question of what happened

Kagali: What happened

Yuuki: HE HUNG UP ON ME

Kagali: WHAT AIN'T NO WAY HE HAD TO HAVE DISCONNECTED OR SOMETHING CALL HIM BACK

Yuuki: Right you right cause who would- who would even-

Rimuru's phone rang again and he answered it yet again

Rimuru: Hello

Yuuki: You can run a nation but you can't make your phone connection better

Rimuru: . . . What

Yuuki: Your phone dropped the call earlier let's hope that doesn't happen again

Rimuru: Wait so that wasn't a pre-recorded message

Yuuki: H-how could that have been pre-recorded I said your address I MENTIONED YOUR PET

Rimuru: Wasn't listening

Yuuki: WELL PAY ATTENTION you will wire 20,000 holy coins to the kingdom I tell you to

Rimuru: No I won't

Yuuki: . . . You will wire the money to-

Rimuru: No I literally won't do that 

Yuuki: WE HAVE YOUR MOM YOUR MOM BACK FROM EARTH AND IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN THEN YOU GOTTA SEND-

Rimuru: F*** her

Yuuki was partly shocked

Rimuru?: F*** her

Yuuki and Kagali were staring at each other in disbelief

Yuuki: . . . I-I said we have your mom not a mob like your-

Rimuru?: I heard you, you heard me

Kagali signaled Yuuki to continue

Yuuki: W-w-we have your dad too

Rimuru?: F*** him too

Yuuki: Your kid

Rimuru?: Forgot I had any but hey your doing me a massive favor no more child support I prefer sons anyways

Yuuki was in full disbelief

Yuuki: How could you- Rimuru why are you so callous

Rimuru?: Oh I see you think you're talking to my soft Ln, Manga, or anime versions don't you nah this Web Novel Rimuru speaking

Yuuki put on a face of ultimate regret

WN Rimuru: And why do you want my money so badly is the question you that incompetent that you can't make it yourself you know what I'll tell you what I can do for you I will withdraw the 20,000 holy coins right now AND GET BENIMARU TO BURN IT ALL ON CAMERA AND SEND IT TO YOU THAT GOOD MATTER OF FACT I THINK I GOT 20,000 ON ME RIGHT NOW STAND BY

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