It's a fine day in the Mystery Shack and everything seems to be going well.
Tyler: I like to get my Christmas shopping done early. Do you have anything that's in the spirit of the season?
Stan: Uh, how about these crystals? *puts a bowl of "crystals" on the counter*
Tyler: Ha ha! Looks like broken glass.
Stan: What are you, a cop?
Tyler: Ooh! What is that new thing?
Dipper: Grunkle Stan?
Mabel: Can we go to the ? We're huuungry.
Dipper: Huuuuungry.
Dipper and Mabel hit their stomachs against each other three times.
Stan: Yeah, sure. Soon as this yahoo makes up his mind.
Tyler: *pointing at a fur trout* Do you have this in another animal?
Stan: I'm fine locking him inside if you are.
Mabel and Dipper nod eagerly; outside, Stan has clumsily locked Tyler in the gift shop.
Tyler: Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt, panther shirt. Puma shirt... *pauses* panther shirt.
The Pines are now at Greasy's Diner. The waitress hits a woodpecker with a broom.
Waitress: Shoo! Git!
She hits a beaver in a hole in the floor as Stan, Dipper and Mabel enter.
McGucket: Coffee! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
The trio walk by McGucket, Wendy and Manly Dan as Sheriff Blubs is eating pancakes very quickly Deputy Durland while points a speeding device at him.
Durland: Go! Go! Go! Go!
Mei Lin: *from a table; waving* Over here Pines!
Mabel: Mei Lin! What's up girl!
Dipper: Mei Lin? You're here? Bu-but how?
Mei Lin: I woke up early and I wanted to grab some grub. But then I though why not try the food of the locals around here.
Dipper, Mabel *with a spoon in her nose*, and Stan join and sat down together on Mei Lin's table. Lazy Susan walks up to the table.
Stan: Lazy Susan! There's my little ray of sunshine! Where were you yesterday?
Lazy Susan: I got hit by a bus!
Stan: Ha ha ha ha! Hilarious!
Lazy Susan: Thank you. Ha ha ha ha hee hee ho ho ho.
Stan: You do split plates, right?
Lazy Susan: Maybe... *makes her lazy eye wink* Wink!
Stan: Great! *to Mei Lin:* Anything you want kiddo?
Mei Lin: Nah, I already finished my breakfast before. I'm good.
Stan: Then we'll all split a one-fourth of the number seven, plus a free salad dressing for the lady, *as Mabel removes the spoon* and a small plate of ketchup for the boy.
Lazy Susan: *writes it down and walks off*
Mabel: But Grunkle Stan, I want pancakes!
Stan: With the fancy flour they use these days? What am I, made of money? *a piece of money shows out of Stan's sleeve* Tap tap. *taps it back in the sleeve*
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*On Hiatus* The Eastern Dragon (Gravity Falls x OC)
Mystery / ThrillerWhen Dipper Pines and his twin sister, Mabel Pines travel to Gravity Falls, Oregon for the summer to stay at their great uncle's place in the woods, they both soon discover that this remote town has secrets beyond their imaginations. Not even their...
