It's a fine day today, Soos is showing Mabel, Stan, and Mei Lin around an arcade.
Soos: This is it, dudes, my favorite place in Gravity Falls. Everything I know, I learned right here. A frog taught me how to cross a street. When my house was haunted, I learned how to eat ghosts. And this thing taught me how to dance.
Mei Lin: Woah! So this is what people loves to play this era.
McGucket: *dancing on an out of order dancing machine* Woo-hoo-hoo! I've been jiggin' here for seven days straight!
Mabel: *picks up the plug to the dance machine* Uh, Soos?
Soos: Let him have this.
Stan: *walks to a new video game called "Insert Token!"* Huh? *inserts a coin*
Game voice: Congratulations! you win!
Screen resumes saying: "Insert token!" Stan gets upset and growls. Dipper and Wendy are playing Fight Fighters, with Rumble McSkirmish and Dr. Karate as their player characters.
Dipper and Wendy: Oh, oh, oh!
Dipper: Watch out! Wow! Ooh, cutscene!
Rumble: DR. KARATE, YOU KILLED MY FATHER AGAIN!
Dr. Karate: HHNNGHHHH!!!!!!!
Rumble: YOU TAKE THAT BAAACKKKK!!!!!!!!
Game announcer: Fight!
Rumble and Dr. Karate, being controlled by Dipper and Wendy, fight each other.
Dipper: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Go! Go!
Game announcer: K.O! The winner: Rumble Mcskirmish!
Rumble: WINNERS DON'T LOSE!
Wendy: What? You cheated.
Dipper: *imitating Rumble:* YOU TAKE THAT BAAACK! *laughs*
Game announcer: Round Two!
Wendy: I'm gonna punch the ref.
Game announcer: Fight!
Dipper: Let's gang up on him.
Rumble and Dr. Karate do all of the combo moves so that they aren't hitting each other but it looks as though they are hitting the referee.
Wendy: Hohoho.
Robbie is nearby, putting up a flyer.
Dipper and Wendy: *laughs*
Robbie: Wendy! What's up, babe? Yeah, just putting up some flyers for my band. I'm lead guitar. No biggie.
Dipper: *looks skeptically at the picture of Robbie on the poster* Are you wearing mascara?
Robbie: Uh, it's eye-paint for men.
Wendy: Oh, hey Robbie, Dipper was just showing me this great game.
Robbie: Ha, yeah, sweet, sweet. *to Dipper:* Hey, how's about you sit this one out, okay champ?
Dipper: But we just started this round.
Robbie: *defensively:* Whoa, whoa, hey! Relax man, I'm just trying to spend a little time with my girlfriend, alright?
Wendy: *to Dipper:* It'll just be one round.
Game announcer: Round Three! Fight!
Wendy and Robbie start playing the game and talking.
Wendy: So hey, I'm going camping tomorrow with my dad, so I won't be around.
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*On Hiatus* The Eastern Dragon (Gravity Falls x OC)
Mystery / ThrillerWhen Dipper Pines and his twin sister, Mabel Pines travel to Gravity Falls, Oregon for the summer to stay at their great uncle's place in the woods, they both soon discover that this remote town has secrets beyond their imaginations. Not even their...
