The day has finally started as the Mystery Fair which Grunkle Stan called it, is being constructed.
Stan: There she is, girls; the cheapest fair money can rent. I spared every expense.
Dipper is heard screaming from above, then he comes falling down in a broken tram cart.
Dipper: I think the sky tram is broken. Also, most of my bones.
Stan: Ha ha, this guy.
Mei Lin: Dipper! Are you alright?
Dipper: *shakily gives her a (weak) thumbs up*
Stan: Alright, alright. I got a job for you three. *pulls out a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates with an A+ on them* I printed up a bunch of fake safety inspection certificates. Go slap one on anything that looks like a lawsuit. *hands them to Dipper, who gives some to Mabel and Mei Lin*
Mabel: Grunkle Stan, is that legal?
Stan: When there's no cops around, anything's legal! Soos, how's that dunk tank coming along?
Soos: *using a blowtorch on the handle of a dunk tank* Almost ready to go, Mr. Pines.
Stan: *knocks on the target and the seat barely moves* Ha, you got it rigged from here to Timbuktu! There's nothing on Earth that could knock me down!
Soos: Yeah, except for like a futuristic laser arm cannon.
Stan: Ah. Hey, you haven't seen my red screwdriver, have ya? Darn thing went missing. *digs around in toolbox*
Soos: Maybe some magical creature or paranormal thing-um took it.
Stan: Oi! You've been spending too much time with those kids. *keeps digging in toolbox and mumbling* Alright, let's see where'd I put that thing.
Little did Stan or Soos know, that the handyman was actually right. A mysterious stranger in a grey suit is hiding behind some portable toilets.
???: The mission is proceeding as planned. Over. *uses Stan's red screwdriver to fix his camouflage suit, then walks away*
Stan: *through megaphone:* It's 12 o' clock! The Dunk Tank is now open!
The tourists cover their ears as the megaphone screeches.
Stan: Step right up, and dunk me folks! *points to a tourist eating a pretzel* I'm talking to you, Cut-offs!
Tourists: *are all gathered in front of Stan's dunk tank*
Stan: That's right! Muffin-Top, High-Pants! Who wants a piece of me?
Tourists: *throw balls at dunk tank, but fail to knock down Stan*
Stan: Ahahahaha! Come back anytime, folks! Ahahahaha!
Dipper: *eating corn dog shaped like question mark; to Wendy:* How do they get them into this shape? It's unnatural.
Wendy: But Dipper, they're so... *holds up corn dog to the end of the sign that says "DELICIOUS"* delicious?
Dipper and Wendy: *laughs*
Wendy: *mustard drips on her* Aw, boo! I'll be right back. *leaves*
Dipper: I'll be right here! Haha! *whispering:* I love you!
Mabel: *enters with two cotton candy sticks* Look at you two! Getting all romantic at the fair!
Dipper: Eh, it's no big deal.
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*On Hiatus* The Eastern Dragon (Gravity Falls x OC)
Mystery / ThrillerWhen Dipper Pines and his twin sister, Mabel Pines travel to Gravity Falls, Oregon for the summer to stay at their great uncle's place in the woods, they both soon discover that this remote town has secrets beyond their imaginations. Not even their...
