Jeff, Ben, and Y/n were at a vending machine at 3 am, drinking some sodas.
Jeff has an orange flavored juice, Ben has an apple flavored juice while Y/n has a peach flavored juice.
"Ew is this even peach? This tastes disgusting."
Y/n complained with a disgusted face.
"Fuck you mean?"
Jeff looks at them with a raised brow.
"This tastes like princess peach's p*ssy juice instead of peach itself."
"Nah my girl would taste AMAZING."
Ben said, rolling his eyes.
"Try it then, let's see if your girl still tastes amazing."
Y/n then pushed the drink in Ben's mouth, he drank it as a disgusted expression spread on his face.
"Ew what the fuck that's actually nasty.."
"Check the expiration date."
Jeff said, taking a sip of his orange juice as Y/n looked for the expiration date.
"WHAT THE FUCK THIS SHIT EXPIRED A MONTH AGO?"
Y/n then threw the can away in disgust as Jeff and Ben bursts out laughing.
"YOU DRANK PRINCESS PEACH'S EXPIRED P*SSY JUICE"
"SHUT UP."
CITEȘTI
Creepypasta Textfic
AlteleBasically a creepypasta fanfic I wrote before. Read it or not I don't care
