Marvel Cast Imagines

Fifteen

Nick Fury: So who broke it?

Steve: I did, I broke it

Nick Fury: No, no you didn't. Thor?

Thor: Don't look at me. Look at Bruce

Bruce: What I didn't break it.

Thor: Huh, that's weird how'd you even know it was broken.

Bruce: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken

Thor laughing with Clint: Suspicious

Tony: If it matters-probably not-but Wilson was the last one to use it

Sam Wilson: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Tony: Oh really then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Sam: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles: everyone knows that Tony

Steve: Ok! ok!, let's not fight I broke it let me pay for it Fury

Fury: No! Who broke it?

Thor: Fury... Romanoff has been awfully quiet

Natasha: really?!

Thor: yes, really!

*Everybody arguing chaotically*

(Fury walking out of the conference room, talking to Maria Hill)

Maria: so who actually broke it do you think?

Fury: oh, I broke it. I burned my hand, so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. 'Looks back on the group arguing.' Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.