Sam Wilson: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, "Are we about to kiss?"
Steve: I don't think that would-
Sam Wilson: that does not work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way. So don't try it.
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Marvel Cast Imagines
FanfictionCute moments where y/n is part of the mcu. Takes place during infinity war Will include social media and text messages
